I'm pretty sure I'm sick.
Well, according to webster.com I am sick because I am experiencing "ill health." but I don't really think I'm the "going to die in three days" kind of sick, just the kind where you think "blah, this sucks"
in typical Kelsey fashion I decide to self diagnose my self.
With the help of Webmd here are the top 10 things that could be wrong with me...
1. Bronchitis plausible
2. Common Cold highly possible
3. Viral Pharyngitis maybe
4. Asthma probably not
5. Laryngitis maybe
6. Tuberculosis highly doubtful
7. Acute Sinusitis noway
8. Pneumonia I'm definitely not this sick
9. Pleurisy never even heard of this one
10. Muscle Strain haven't figured how this made it on the list.
they also told me the number one way to prevent getting the common cold was by having "good hygiene"
(i took that as a personal insult)
conclusion: I think it is funny when people assume they are dying when they get the slightest sign of a cold. people make me laugh.
I was also a little sad that it didn't tell me I had H1N1... now that would have be awesome. but that is highly implausible, I mean I have never gotten the "real" flu.
if anything I think it would be cool to tell people that you got H1N1....and plus think of the clever twitter status you could put up.